Please vote, thanks.
Does a rock have the right to tell fart jokes?
Multiple choice, choose one or another, comment at will.
1. Yes. Totally, go for it rock, joke on.
2. Sure, why not?
3. I guess maybe?
4. Not likely.
5. Absolutely not.
6. Hell no.
7. other (please specify / comment)
Replies to each numbered vote:
Reply number 6. Hell no.
Rugged rock would like to inform you that it remembers passing gas in the very hell like fiery pit deep in the womb of the mountain where it was born and asks you to reconsider and vote for something else other than Number six, hell no.
Reply number 5. Absolutely not.
Rugged rock wonders if you understand the meaning of the word absolutely. In the scheme of things, as a rock, it has been here eons before you were born and it will almost certainly be here eons after you have returned to dust, therefore ‘absolutely’ seems a dire vote from a rock’s point of view.
Reply number 4. Not likely.
What is it with speakers of English and words like likely and probably? These vague words make rock mad, almost to the point of becoming molten hot with rage, possibly enough bothered to release gas. Rugged rock would like you to select a more definitive vote.
Reply number 3. I guess maybe?
Really? Rugged rock wonders if you are serious or just kidding? See reply number 4 or select another choice.
Reply number 2. Sure, why not?
Rugged rock. “Does a rock have the right to tell fart jokes?”
The short answer is “No.”
The long answer is Why not?
Natural rights, as defined by a box of rocks.
If by right you mean permissibility of an action, a rock doesn’t choose to pass gas, if by right you mean a conditional obligation, in this case by natural permeability, then sure.
Reply number 1. Yes. Totally, go for it rock, joke on.
Rugged rock asks. “How is a comet the same as a jolly drunk Santa Claus?”
Answer: “Both pass gas as they fly by.”
